Rest In Peace

joke...unusual funeral?

a woman was leaving a convience store with her morning coffee when she noticed an unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetary. a long, black hearse was followed by a second long, black hearse. behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file line. the woman was so curious that she approached the woman walking the dog and said "i am so sorry for your loss, and i know now is a bad time to disturb you, but i have never seen a funeral like this. who's funeral is it?" "my husbands" "what happened to him?" the woman replied "my dog attacked and killed him" she inquired further,"well, who is in the 2nd hearse?" "my mother in law, she was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her" a poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the 2 women. "can i borrow the dog?" "get in line"

Public Comments

1. lol
2. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!! …………………´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*.…... ♥.«´¨Merry Christmas to you and your family!!!´¨`»♥ …………………¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•..…...
3. LOL! thats really funny! that would be a weird day.
4. hahahaha very funny!
5. lol
6. haha. nice one...
7. hehehe, brilliant hun, pmsl star time xxxxxxxxxxxx
8. LMSUIAO No matter how many times I hear that one it still cracks me up.
9. funny. .lol
10. Hahahhahahaaaaa....it's old but excelent one....thanks for reminding me of it...lmao
11. she should charge rental for the dog