Rest In Peace

Funeral procession?

A man was having a coffee in cafe when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 400 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"My wife's."What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?" Get in line."

Public Comments

1. hahaha
2. sooo the dog is going to kill 401 men. yippee. just kidding........................
3. That was pretty good..
4. lol
5. nice one :D lol!
6. loved it. any chance that the dog is real?
7. nice one,wish i could stand in line meself,could use the dog meself to send some men 6ft under ground or up the chimney.wonder why? men are all men. they all come alike and they lot are i love me who do you love type.
8. like that one , my dog wont even bark
9. LOL. LOL. Thanks for the laughs!
10. he he i am still laughing seriously, very good. 10/10
11. ha ha ha very funny
12. Ha ha!!!