Rest In Peace - A 2 Hearse Funeral?

A 2 Hearse Funeral?

A woman was leaving a 7-11 store, with her morning coffee, when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, “I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?” The woman replied, “Well, that first hearse is for my husband.” “What happened to him?” The woman replied, “My dog attacked and killed him.” She inquired further, “Well, who is in the second hearse?” The woman answered, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her.” A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. “Can I borrow the dog?” “Get in line”.

Public Comments

lol that's pretty funny. I wouldn't need it though. My cat almost killed my husband with cat scratch fever.
if it wasnt funny i would actually think that was sick...
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oh, yes that is definately funny and where was this line, because I would like to get in it and wait my turn :)
Better than a two body hearse. A man was ready to putt, a funeral procession was passing by. He backed off the ball, took his hat off and stood motionless until after the last car passed. His partner comented that he was really impressedthat the may was so respedctful. The man replied: Thanks, we would have been married 50 years tomorrow."
There was a concert for which tickets had already been sold months in advance. So, a man was surprised to see that there was one vacant seat between him and a lady. He commented on it and the lady told that it was for her husband who died after purchasing the tickets. The man expressed sympathy and said, instead of wasting the ticket, you could have brought any friend or relative with you. The lady said, it wasn't possible cz all refused. They wanted to attend the funeral.
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LOL!!! Funny...!!! ^_^ BTW... I don't need the dog... I've got one that "humps" my leg to death each evening... ¬_¬;;