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Have you ever released a dove at a funeral then it pooped on you?

Have you ever witnessed or participated in releasing a dove at a funeral then it pooped on you? Reason I am asking is I was watching funerals on Youtube and noticed many doves being released. It crossed my mind that "does that dove ever take a doo doo on the casket or something".

Public Comments

1. No, but I've definitely wondered about that. Doves have to go, too.
2. i had a dove that wanted to buy my car. i no sooner cleaned it, when it landed on the roof and, placed a deposit on it